What happened to your pants?
Do you realise you're naked?
Where did you put your clothes?
Did you come like this from the street?
Are you a nudist?
Aren’t you cold?
But WHY?Less frequently asked questions:
Are you paid to do this?
Is it legal?
Aren't you embarrassed?
Aren't you ashamed of your small dick dick?
Last Saturday (2 June 2012) at alternative queer night "CockTail D'Amore" in Berlin, German punters contributed 3 new questions:
2. "Are you an artist? Is this performance art?"